Random.

The swim trunks don't belong on your head, silly.

Mickey mouse cannot climb cliffs, and people are not perfect.

Blue duckies belong on neptune, Uranus is a planet.

Ski pass my ass.

The cell phone is a waste of time unless used thoughtfully.

Emotion is the crux of human relations. So many actions are based off of it.

A grade is a number that means more to some than food, sleep or well-being. A number is more important than well being.

Lava lamps, like emo, like swing, like uggs, are a fad.

Do a freudian analysis of that.